Sunday 6 March 2011

Still Need Saucepans And A Gravy Boat

Mr Luton and I got married in Fable 3 because we couldn't be bothered to pay out £120 for the Registry Office, or invite anyone.

This is not a good way to acquire presents so we'll probably end up doing it properly. Hopefully, my husband won't impregnate me before copping off with the nanny IN FRONT OF ME, followed by fucking off back to his own world, like he did in Fable 3. Then I won't have to set fire to him.