Saturday, 12 March 2011

WTF Desmond?

Desmond is lazy.

Despite becoming skilled and fit simply by lying on his lazy back on a futuristic memory bed, he is perfectly capable of climbing up the insides of mysterious warehouses, and (by means of ancestoral memory) scaling ancient lighthouses, basilica, fortresses and all kinds rickety old structures that he really shouldn't be climbing. He does this all with the greatest of grace and ease.

Yet he can't be arsed to clamber over this little wall in the Sanctuary and it is really annoying me, so much that I'm wasting a post about it.

Just noticed that he's got quite a flat bottom as well.