Fuzzy Clock Has Stolen My Ability To Tell The Time Properly
Fuzzy clocks are brilliant, have got them on my phone, as a clock-radio, time piece in the front room, even on my computer, basically everywhere I can put them. Office, studio, they all have their own fuzzy clock. This is how it has worked for years, and it was glorious, until I looked at an analogue watch today and had to take a minute suss out how to read the fucking time, old-school.
This is what age does to you, it steals your skills and replaces them with grey hairs, hot flushes and a yearning to start growing vegetables.