Wednesday, 15 December 2010

Hurray For Ringo

My Beatles Rock Band drums came today and they made me very :) Not only were they incredibly cheap (£5.50 from eBay, mate) but, unlike my RB1 drums, they actually work properly. I just thought I was shite at drums but apparently I'm not as I managed to 5-star things on Hard today. Its bloody brilliant, like wearing an ill-fitting bra for years, then getting a bra that fits perfectly. Its lovely :3

Tuesday, 14 December 2010

Holy Fucking Shit

Best. Sonisphere. Announcement. Ever.

This year Sonisphere, a metal festival hosted about 1000 yards away from my back garden, will be sporting Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer and Metallica on the bill. Oh, and Slipknot too, and Biffy Clyro but not so worried about them.

I read an interview with Charlie Benante of Anthrax where he mentioned that he was THRILLED to be finally appearing at Knebworth, THRILLED. I wish he had mentioned this in the mid-eighties as I was living in Knebworth and would have been well-chuffed with Anthrax doing gigs in my back garden whilst my parents were away on holiday. We had a big garden, back then, ideal for impromptu Anthrax gigs. Would have been brilliant.

Thursday, 9 December 2010


So, I managed to scrape through Green Grass and High Tides on Expert for the very first time today, and I have to say that I'm just a little bit elated, or maybe "fucking right chuffed" would be a better way of expressing it. Either way, I am rather pleased and feel that I have wasted my life a bit.

92 note streak, 84% of notes hit, ha ha I'm on fire.

Sunday, 21 November 2010

George Osbourne's Wife

I would like to say that George Osbourne's wife looks like David Cameron wearing a wig.

Friday, 29 October 2010

This Wasn't The Fan

It's bloomin' great when new fake plastic guitar games come out, as I've actually managed to get to number one on a leaderboard without the use of a £7.99 fan from Argos. Go me.

Saturday, 16 October 2010

I'm A Fan Of My Fan

I tried the fan trick on Lips today, with hilarious results.

Oh, that is a nice piece of bling. What, my fan is number one on the leaderboards? No, surely there is some mistake, my £7.99 impulse-buy fan from Argos is just a fan, not a rap god.

Haha, that is fucking magnificent :D

Thursday, 6 May 2010

A Plane That Is A Rofflecopter

This picture reminds me of those times on Left 4 Dead, you know, running through the cornfield with hunters and zombies everywhere and you can't see nothing and you get stuck on that bit by the tractor and everyone else has fucked off to the farmhouse and then who should show up but Nigel Farage.

Nigel and pal failing at the plane glitch.

Wednesday, 5 May 2010

Monday, 26 April 2010

Cameron. He Loves The Cock.

A shiver of sexual delight rushes through Cameron, as he remembers his fagging days at Eton.

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

He's Not The Messiah, He's A Very Naughty Boy

I love's Account Suspensions forum. it's a fantastic waste of time, full of silly questions, sensible answers and posts like these:

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Tesco Direct Are Slow

I'm not too bothered about my order being held up by a few days, even a week, but a delay of 7,989 years is, quite frankly, taking the piss.

Friday, 1 January 2010

9 Is My Lucky Number

Can't be bothered with the 100K, I shall leave it like this forever instead.