Wednesday 15 December 2010
Hurray For Ringo
My Beatles Rock Band drums came today and they made me very :) Not only were they incredibly cheap (£5.50 from eBay, mate) but, unlike my RB1 drums, they actually work properly. I just thought I was shite at drums but apparently I'm not as I managed to 5-star things on Hard today. Its bloody brilliant, like wearing an ill-fitting bra for years, then getting a bra that fits perfectly. Its lovely :3
Labels:
Fake Plastic Instruments,
Gaming,
Guitar Hero,
Ringo,
Rock Band,
Tits,
Xbox 360
Tuesday 14 December 2010
Holy Fucking Shit
Best. Sonisphere. Announcement. Ever.
This year Sonisphere, a metal festival hosted about 1000 yards away from my back garden, will be sporting Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer and Metallica on the bill. Oh, and Slipknot too, and Biffy Clyro but not so worried about them.
I read an interview with Charlie Benante of Anthrax where he mentioned that he was THRILLED to be finally appearing at Knebworth, THRILLED. I wish he had mentioned this in the mid-eighties as I was living in Knebworth and would have been well-chuffed with Anthrax doing gigs in my back garden whilst my parents were away on holiday. We had a big garden, back then, ideal for impromptu Anthrax gigs. Would have been brilliant.
This year Sonisphere, a metal festival hosted about 1000 yards away from my back garden, will be sporting Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer and Metallica on the bill. Oh, and Slipknot too, and Biffy Clyro but not so worried about them.
I read an interview with Charlie Benante of Anthrax where he mentioned that he was THRILLED to be finally appearing at Knebworth, THRILLED. I wish he had mentioned this in the mid-eighties as I was living in Knebworth and would have been well-chuffed with Anthrax doing gigs in my back garden whilst my parents were away on holiday. We had a big garden, back then, ideal for impromptu Anthrax gigs. Would have been brilliant.
Sunday 12 December 2010
Thursday 9 December 2010
Ohgoddidit
So, I managed to scrape through Green Grass and High Tides on Expert for the very first time today, and I have to say that I'm just a little bit elated, or maybe "fucking right chuffed" would be a better way of expressing it. Either way, I am rather pleased and feel that I have wasted my life a bit.
Labels:
Chuffed,
Fake Plastic Instruments,
Gaming,
Rock Band,
Xbox 360
Sunday 21 November 2010
George Osbourne's Wife
Labels:
80s Revival,
Damp;G,
George Fancies Dave,
Tory Scum
Friday 29 October 2010
This Wasn't The Fan
It's bloomin' great when new fake plastic guitar games come out, as I've actually managed to get to number one on a leaderboard without the use of a £7.99 fan from Argos. Go me.
Labels:
Fake Plastic Instruments,
Fan,
Gaming,
Leaderboard Whoring,
Rock Band,
Xbox 360
Saturday 16 October 2010
I'm A Fan Of My Fan
I tried the fan trick on Lips today, with hilarious results.
Oh, that is a nice piece of bling. What, my fan is number one on the leaderboards? No, surely there is some mistake, my £7.99 impulse-buy fan from Argos is just a fan, not a rap god.
Haha, that is fucking magnificent :D
Oh, that is a nice piece of bling. What, my fan is number one on the leaderboards? No, surely there is some mistake, my £7.99 impulse-buy fan from Argos is just a fan, not a rap god.
Haha, that is fucking magnificent :D
Labels:
Fake Plastic Instruments,
Fan,
Gaming,
Leaderboard Whoring,
Lips,
Xbox 360
Wednesday 14 July 2010
I Dream of Gaben
Thursday 6 May 2010
A Plane That Is A Rofflecopter
This picture reminds me of those times on Left 4 Dead, you know, running through the cornfield with hunters and zombies everywhere and you can't see nothing and you get stuck on that bit by the tractor and everyone else has fucked off to the farmhouse and then who should show up but Nigel Farage.
Nigel and pal failing at the plane glitch. |
Labels:
Brilliant,
Daily Mail,
Gaming,
GE2010,
Left 4 Dead,
Nigel Farage,
Planes,
UKIP
Wednesday 5 May 2010
Monday 26 April 2010
Tuesday 20 April 2010
He's Not The Messiah, He's A Very Naughty Boy
I love xbox.com's Account Suspensions forum. it's a fantastic waste of time, full of silly questions, sensible answers and posts like these:
Saturday 17 April 2010
Tuesday 30 March 2010
Tesco Direct Are Slow
I'm not too bothered about my order being held up by a few days, even a week, but a delay of 7,989 years is, quite frankly, taking the piss.
Friday 1 January 2010
9 Is My Lucky Number
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